You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
