What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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