I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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