if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Welp...herpes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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