what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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