I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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