This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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