How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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