is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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