Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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