K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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