did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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