Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
