Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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