Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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