Fuck appropriateness.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
