I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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