addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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