Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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