Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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