no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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