Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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