did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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