your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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