i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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