Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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