Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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