Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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