I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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