This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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