You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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