Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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