its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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