ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
send nudes
from the living room?
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