that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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