love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
