i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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