hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
"it" just moved
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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