I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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