and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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