omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i've created a new STD.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize