Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am puke
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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