i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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