Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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