I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
send nudes
from the living room?
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