Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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