No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
