Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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