he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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