I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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