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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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