I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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