me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
