Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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